Privacy policy.

Effective Date: 03.22.2025

Welcome to FuHoSh.com ("we," "us," or "our"). We take your privacy as seriously as we take our holiday shirts—so, pretty seriously. This Privacy Policy outlines how we collect, use, and protect your personal information. Spoiler: we’re not here to sell your data; we just want to sell you awesome shirts.

What Information We Collect

When you visit or make a purchase on FuHoSh.com, we may collect:

  • Basic info: Name, email address, shipping/billing address, and phone number (if you give it to us).

  • Payment details: We process payments securely through third-party providers, so we don’t store your credit card information.

  • Order history: So we know what you’ve bought and can help if you need support.

  • Cookies & analytics: We use cookies to make our site work better and track what’s popular—don’t worry, they’re the digital kind, not the kind you eat.

How We Use Your Information

We only use your information to:

  • Process and ship your orders.

  • Respond to your customer service requests.

  • Send you updates, order confirmations, and occasional (but not annoying) promotional emails.

  • Improve our website and product offerings.

  • Prevent fraud and keep things secure.

What We Don’t Do

  • We do NOT sell your personal information to any third parties. Ever.

  • We do NOT spam your inbox. We only email when necessary or if you actually signed up for updates.

Sharing Your Information

We may share your data with trusted third parties, but only when necessary to:

  • Process payments (through secure providers).

  • Fulfill and ship orders.

  • Analyze site performance.

These third parties are required to keep your information secure and confidential.

Your Choices & Rights

You can:

  • Opt out of marketing emails anytime (just click "unsubscribe" at the bottom of any email).

  • Request to delete or update your information by emailing us at hello@fuhosh.com.

  • Turn off cookies in your browser settings (but this may affect site functionality).

Security Measures

We take reasonable steps to protect your personal information, but let’s be real—nothing on the internet is 100% hack-proof. That said, we do our best to keep your data safe.

Changes to This Privacy Policy

We might update this policy occasionally. If we do, we’ll post the changes here, and if it’s a major update, we’ll let you know.

Contact Us

Got questions? Need to update your info? Just want to say hi? Email us at hello@fuhosh.com.

By using FuHoSh.com, you agree to this Privacy Policy. Thanks for trusting us—now, go grab a hilarious shirt from our shop!